This sentence is, if you like, a very short story. But it's also timely. How many sly references to current/upcoming observances can you spot?
Solution
Only Mr. Gregg knew about the donuts, which are not so familiar in California. (In parts of the country with a large Polish community, like Chicago and Detroit, everyone knows about Pączki Day!) I liked Peter's reading of my clues:
Too (like two) + Donuts -- Feb 20 (like 🍩2/2🍩/2🍩2🍩)
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