This is a story about the willow ptarmigan—Alaska's state bird—and the little town near Fairbanks that was almost named for it.
Perhaps you've heard of the Klondike Gold Rush, when gallant miners flocked to the Yukon looking to make a buck. A few of them wandered west into Alaska, took the lay of the land, and founded an itty-bitty settlement on the Fortymile River. They were going to call it Ptarmigan after the local game bird that kept them well-fed when pickin's were paltry, but something fouled their plans. What was the matter? They were scared of misspelling it and becoming a laughingstock! Rather than brood over it, they scratched "Ptarmigan" and gave their town a more common name at which, surely, no one would ever cackle.
What did they call it?
(By the way, you can still visit this town, but there are only 7 year-round residents left. The miners have long since flown the coop.)
Hint
Teachers #1–3 have last names that are English words (or are made up of English words). Teachers #4–6 have last names that are words in other languages (or are made up of words in other languages). You're on your own for #7. *evil laugh*
Solution
It's good that Dr. U and Dr.V aren't Dr. U and Dr.V in Latin, because we'd have trouble telling them apart.
Congratulations to yesterday's solvers Inca, Katya, Newton, Nicholas, Leo S., Atticus, Anna J., Maddy, Jessica, Charlie, Yana, and Zachary S. (the underline means a perfect 7/7). Thanks to everybody who made a guess!
Ten years later, Dr. Shapiro revived Puzzle of the Day at Proof School, writing each day's puzzle on a name tag. After 600 puzzles or so, he was just starting to feel normal about students reading his chest all the time when campus closed and the puzzle, like the rest of our lives, moved online. New puzzles are posted daily on school days.
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